Shirley, what do you think of Marion Davies? Shirley: I haven't seen anything that weird since pretending to run through the Alps in "Heidi"....Has she lost her suspenders?
Ann Baxter looks just wonderful! Do you like this hat Shirley? Shirley: "My grandmother has three of these! One on each end table and she keeps the other one on her toaster." Your grandmother has very expensive taste in doilies.
Shirley, isn't Clara Bow adorable in her big floppy hat? Shirley: "I wore that hat last week! I would ask for it back but my mother won't let me go near Ms. Bow. What does Harlot mean?" Uhmm, it's another name for a red head but I wouldn't go around using that word.
Jean Harlow looks just beautiful as always! Shirely: "I'm not allowed to go around her either!" Well, I don't want to know why. Shirley: "Of course you do! It's because she doesn't wear under garments. I think she should dye her hair red too"
Maureen O'Hara looks just lovely. Shirley: "I like her and she's a nice Harlot!" I'm pretty sure you mean 'red head' but let's move along.
Mae West is looking very fashionable in her black felt. Shirley: "She is a big lady and she likes lots of boys! They visit her dressing room a lot to play board games." ...Well, that's nice and you're very observant Shirley!
Loretta Young wears her fur well! Shirley: My mother says that Loretta is like a nun but then she always giggles! (I'm going to get hate mail!)
Ann Sheridan looks very sweet this week! Shirley: "She's a nice lady but she looks sleepy. What are bedroom eyes?" It's how your face looks before noon..No more questions please!
That's our hats for today. Off to take inquisitive Shirley for a little walk. See you next time and thanks for joining us!
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